think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
it's not cheating when I paid for it
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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