So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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