pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
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You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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