but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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