he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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