i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
