wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
only if we run a train.
done.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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