god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
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You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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