The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Randomize