yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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