my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
So squirting runs in the family.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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