What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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