literally had 100 drinks last night.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
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These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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