I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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