This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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