I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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