hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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