if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Randomize