yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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