as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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