just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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