But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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