I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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