I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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