Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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