he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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