like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'm sobbing to NWA
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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