How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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