did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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