oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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