I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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