Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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