who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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