This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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