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I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
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They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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