just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
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