Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
