Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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