i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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