It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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