I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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