So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
