I CAN MOONWALK!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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