I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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