The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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