So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
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Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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