As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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