They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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