We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
