The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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