This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
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You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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