kristin has been a bad kristin
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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