just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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