I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
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he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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