i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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