chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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