last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
you would pick up someone in the library
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
