I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
don't judge my taste in strippers
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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